31 Jul 2022 00:21:37
Get ready to scroll..haha

Rumour has it that the Avs could be a preffered spot for P Kane to go but,...in my world,lol (our world)...P Kane says,..."lets take the harder path and meet up against the AVS IN THE FINALS" and wants to be close to home (but not sign there as a sabre as he knows the Leafs are close to winning the cup and feels he could put them into contention)

Auston and P.Kane have chatted via text and phone calls and send out that meme of their hands to thier ears hoping the Kyles can listen to their pleas and get a deal done fast!! Plus,...that way one of the Kyles doesn't talk about it to the media before it happens.

Toews hears wind of it and says to his GM that he also would like to fly from the Hawks and spread his wings on the branch of a Maple Tree.

Kyle Dubas (a former soo greyhound) comes up with a huge offer and says,..... for a "Nickel I would" to Kyle Davidson (former rival of the Sudbury Wolves) and adds a wink ;) and a smile :) just to break into the trade convo.

Kyle Dubas Knows that Kyle Davidson is all in the tank mode and actually wants to accomodate PK (not pk subban silly) and JT (not tavares either stoooopid) so he listens to the one and only offer it takes to make the deal.

But first a word to from our sponsor "the Coyotes".... who are willing to take two cap hits both at 25 % off of Chicago to accomadate the trade:

The Coyotes aquire homestate boy Knies and a signed 2.5 for 4 years Ras"miss yah later" Sandin, along with a 2025 2nd, and a 2026 1st along with Sending Lawson CROUSE back to the Maple Leafs.

The Leafs offer Chicago -

Topi -.896k
Kerfoot -3.5m
Holl -2.5m
Brodie -5m
Ovekinov-.835
2023 1st
2023 2nd
=12.731m out

for:

Patrick Kane - 50 % retained by Chicago then 25% additional decuction from Yotes = 2.625m

Jonathon Toews - 50 % retained by Chicago then 25% additional decuction from Yotes = 2.625m

Seth Jones - 9.5M (25% retention)=7.17m
=12.47

Now before you all go cap crazy- Yes Dubas also does a previous deal to accomadate the Seth Jones cap hit and The Ducks Pat Veer"beek"says like a true Duck going into a corner store for chapstick and says,....."Put it on my bill" and accomadates the Leafs with a 25% retention for a 2024 2nd round pick and a 2026 2nd round pick for the endurance of 4 years for the Seth Jones Contract which now becomes $7.17M per year for 4 years then back to 9.5 million for the rest of his signed contract 2029/30


imagine:

Marner - Matthews - Kane
Crouse - JT - Nylander
Bunting - Toews - Jarnkrok
Robertson - Kampf -Abue-Kubel
simmonds

Morgan - Jones
Gio - Lilly
Muzzin - Benn
Metis -

31 Jul 2022 01:40:57
Should have thrown Engvall to the Hawks in that trade as well.

31 Jul 2022 03:48:56
Without Brodie, you don't make the playoffs. Nevermind them not wanting him.

31 Jul 2022 06:29:41
Leafs Lofe- this is the start of the new season, . whos to say this defence doesn't click but if it doesn't, . there is ample time to find another d man that also fits the bill come trade deadline.

31 Jul 2022 09:59:20
@thatguy What defence man making what Brodie does (playing right side) performs as well as he does that's also available?

31 Jul 2022 14:18:07
Brodie gets very underrated a lot imo. Everyone he plays with looks better with him as their partner. He plays a quiet, steady game most nights. Easy guy to play with because his partners would trust him allowing them to play their own game freely. His value is not in points.