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18 Sep 2022 00:24:44
In a stunning development a secret buyer not yet named has bought MLSE, cobfirmed by mutiple reliably unreluable sources. First order of business is a million dollar giveaway to a fan per home game, a lotto draw with every ticket in contention for the prize. Owner has told management make the neccesary payroll cuts, & do not trade draft picks or do anything to improve the roster to win a Cup.

Immediately following the multiple meetings, management conceded defeat the million dollar per home game give away will proceed as per new ownership.

After being threatened with being shipwrecked on Robidas Island, with Gilligan, Skipper, the Millionaire & his wife, etc.etc. Tavares agreed to a trade.

Tavares to Buffalo for two first rd picks one in 2023 & 2024

Matthews to Arizona for three 1st rd picks in 2023, 2024 & 2025

Marner to NYR for two first rd picks in 2023 & 2024

Nylander & Reilly to LA for three 1st rd draft pick in 2023, 2024 & 2025.

Teams saves approx. 47 million, covering the 1 million dollars times 41 home games given away. A cost of 41 million. 41 lucky fans join the millionaires club.

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18 Sep 2022 15:40:10
Dumbest thing I think you’ve said.

18 Sep 2022 18:19:03
And that's coming from Adam.

18 Sep 2022 18:52:11
Dumbest thing I think you’ve said so fat.

18 Sep 2022 22:21:06
Draw for miilion dollar giveaway at the end of each home game, to ensure nobody is leaving early. 50+ years of a losing team, Dubas is an idiot & Keefe is not a Trotz or Queenville not even remotely close. So the Leafs will continue to lose, so why not some fan enjoyment. Money talks Einstein.



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