11 Jul 2021 22:10:12
Breaking RT news reports Russian business ogliarch has bought the Toronto Maple Leafs, and wants to assemble all Russian players & Management team.

They have hired Nicholas Lindstrom as CEO & director of hockey ops, Dastyuk is being brought in as GM and Zubov will be the head coach. Markov has been hired as a Defensive coach, Hasek has been hired as the goalie coach, & Federov hired to run special teams. Also because Gretzky has some Russian heritage, he is being brought in as a team abassador & consultant.

Liljegren, Dermott & Simmonds to Montreal for Sergachev & Romanov

Spezza, Brooks & Engvall to Philladelphia for Provorov

1st rd pick in 2022 to Ottawa for Zaitsev

Holl & Brodie for Nichushkin

Matthews to St. Louis for Tarasenko

Nylander to Washington for Kunetsov & Orlov

Marner to NY for Panarin

Tavares to Pittsburg for Malkin

Muzzin, Campbell & Sandin to Florida for Bobrovsky with Florida eating half caphit.

Reilly to Dallas for Radulov

Robertson & Kokkonen to Edmonton for Kulikov

Woll, rights to Andersen to Colorado for Zadorov

Kerfoot goes in expansion draft to Seattle

OV is signed as free agent

Panarin Malkin Tarasenko
OV Kunetsov Radulov
Galchenuk Nichushkin Mikheyev
Amirov Abramov Kizimov

Depth : Der-Arguchinstov, Ovchinnokov, Bobylyvov, Klara

Sergachev Romanov
Provorov Zaitsev
Kulikov Zadorov

Bobrovsky Akhtyamov

1.) 12 Jul 2021
12 Jul 2021 15:06:40
Hilarious. A real fiction writer you are! Entertaining as hell.
BTW Haskell is Czech.

2.) 13 Jul 2021
12 Jul 2021 23:17:58
Hasek. damn spell check.

3.) 13 Jul 2021
13 Jul 2021 07:44:00
Hasek has been terminated and replaced with Tretiak, Dominick was drinking Vodka during the job interview so it was presumed he was Russian.

4.) 14 Jul 2021
13 Jul 2021 23:34:30
Lidstrom not Lidstomov…. Swedish.